just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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