I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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