Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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