She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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