grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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