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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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