i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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