ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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