god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I am naked and annoyed.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week