Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If its not for food we ain't going out.