I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."