We're facebook friends in real life
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.