He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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