I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I will pee on everything he values.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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