singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
