took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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