they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor