Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.