Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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