I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa