Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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