Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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