No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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