last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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