so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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