i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I love you.
Bad choice
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