love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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