Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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