I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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