I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.