I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.