Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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