Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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