Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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