he puts the penis in happiness.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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