It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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