if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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