you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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