The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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