you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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