I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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