we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
