You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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