I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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