Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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