People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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