well I can't set my house on fire every night
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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