i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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