Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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