i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
