I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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