Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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