So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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