Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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