therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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