So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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