Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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