Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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