turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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