so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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