Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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