So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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