sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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