why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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