just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize